becauseimseven ([info]becauseimseven) wrote,
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I.like.cream.cheese.and.peppers.

I was just thinking about the time Ben and I made fists out of ALUMINUM (American pronunciation and spelling) wrap and punched Chris. What would we be without friends to hurt us with everyday objects?

Also, let the voting begin. Should I come to London in October for Thom's birthday?? Ready? Go.

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[info]nelliemonster

July 19 2005, 20:31:55 UTC 6 years ago

totally off-topic, but...

Jemma! You're back on livejournal!
How's your summer going?
Ellen
(please keep the scissors at home)

[info]elitisttwat

July 19 2005, 20:56:11 UTC 6 years ago

First of all...

First, wouldn't Americans just say Aluminum foil? What's this wrap shit?

Second, I would say it depends on when Thom's birthday is, as YOU MISSED MY BIRTHDAY IN BOSTON LAST OCTOBER. So, if it's on or near the second, no. You didn't love me enough to fly in to see me (*pouting*).

Third, Ellen is strange. She has a strange preoccupation with (a) records [CDs, Ellen, CDs, embrace technological innovations]; (b) kitty porn [yes kiTTy porn, not kiDDy porn -- the first is just strange and dirty, the second strange, dirty, and illegal]; (c) Jemma and scissors... and that's a preoccupation that probably has a story behind it, which I don't want to know.

Oy vey, my friends are strange.

[info]nelliemonster

July 20 2005, 01:33:19 UTC 6 years ago

Re: First of all...

Third, Ellen is strange. She has a strange preoccupation with (a) records [CDs, Ellen, CDs, embrace technological innovations]; (b) kitty porn [yes kiTTy porn, not kiDDy porn -- the first is just strange and dirty, the second strange, dirty, and illegal]; (c) Jemma and scissors... and that's a preoccupation that probably has a story behind it, which I don't want to know.

I'm not the one with kitty porn on my walls...and I hate cats, I'm allergic to them.
~ellen

[info]elitisttwat

July 20 2005, 03:10:19 UTC 6 years ago

Re: First of all...

I'm not the one with kitty porn on my walls...and I hate cats, I'm allergic to them.

You're the only person in the world who sees a picture of my neutered cat sitting up on a pillow (because, by the way, he is overweight according to the vet) and thinks "O, porn. Kitty porn." And then proceed to tell EVERYONE who enters the room about it. I mean, I think the lady doth protest too much.

You hate cats because you're allergic to them? That doesn't make much sense. However, if that's how it works, I am now the president and founder of the I Hate Pine Trees, Smoke and Penicillin Club of North America, Wellesley Chapter.

[info]massy

July 19 2005, 22:07:46 UTC 6 years ago

But then I'd have to make it fun...I was planning on making everyone smoke cigarettes and stare at walls.

[info]elitisttwat

July 20 2005, 03:11:45 UTC 6 years ago

hmmm

I'm gathering above comment is from the aforementioned Thom...

So, wow, Jemma, I can tell you had a blast in London... smoking and staring at walls. I mean, at least we had Ellen to torment.

And no smoking Jemma. It's gross and I'm allergic. Blech.

[info]nelliemonster

July 20 2005, 04:04:47 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hmmm

no smoking
but it soo european.
hahaha

[info]elitisttwat

July 21 2005, 03:26:02 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hmmm

That would explain their negative population growth then wouldn't it?

yeck... smoking is disturbing and disgusting

and apparently expensive... I mean, if you're gonna blow tons of money on a bad habit, at least make it prostitutes or something...

There's a new slogan for the anti-smoking campaign... Sex not Smoke. mwah ha ha

[info]massy

July 20 2005, 14:48:25 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hmmm

Only at the weekends, the rest of the time wasn't nearly as exciting.

[info]elitisttwat

July 21 2005, 03:24:45 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hmmm

I feel so much better about my Wellesley existence now...

Okay, not really, but I'm gonna pretend and you can't stop me.
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